Catchy title eh? I knew if anything it would make you curious enough to want to read more. Joni and I experienced our first bathroom "emergency" with our little one. Before I get into that one, you should know that Ellie eats like a champ. Its supposed to take a couple of weeks for a newborn to return to their original birth weight, but Ellie has already surpassed it and then some and its only been a week or so.
This is probably because we are having to feed her with Joni's milk from a bottle. Ellie just can't get the latching-on part down because she always sticks her tongue to the roof of her mouth. We've worked with 4-5 lactation consultants and its just not happening. We are tag teaming the feeding sessions with Joni pumping and me feeding, sounds weird, but its exhausting. Not only that, but Joni feels bad because we can't feed our baby the "normal" way. All feelings aside, all we care about right now is that our baby is eating and stays healthy, so the sacrifice beats putting her on formula for now and we are happy that Ellie is our little chunk.
So the other night I had daiper changing duty, and I learned an important lesson about speed changing. I was having a great old time changing a poopy daiper, singing to Ellie, telling her how cute she was and taking my sweet time when KABOOOOOOM!...she let me know that she wasn't finished...poo was everywhere. I started yelling for Joni to come help (who was in full breast pump mode on the couch), and as you can imagine she came running in expecting the worst. We both moved frantically but it was too late, Ellie was just drenched from her toes all the way up to the back of her neck in recycled breast milk. We gave her a quick bath in the sink to clean her off, then the second I put her back on the freshly cleaned changing table she started peeing...it went everywhere. By this time Dilly was having the time of her life with all the wonderful smells and pieces of clothing falling to the floor.
After losing a few pounds of sweat, going through 3 daipers, 2 outfits, 12 baby wipes, 6 paper towels, calming a screaming baby, and keeping Dilly away from toxic clothing all in about 10 minutes, we were through our ordeal. Sure enough no more than 3 minutes after our adventure came to an end, Ellie gave us a reassuring smile that everything was going to be allright, and that this was only the beginning of a long, dysfunctional family relationship. May the poo Gods smile upon us in our sleep tonight.

Her skin was so beautiful and clean right when she came out, this is just moments after she was born. Her feet aren't black, this was just the ink.










Joni's mom is here to help us out for a few days. Not much else we can do right now but wait, play some cards, wait, go on walks, and wait. Thanks for checking in on us, we will do our best to keep you all in the loop. Bye for now.