So last night I came home late because of a school thing to find Joni sitting on a bench outside our house in the dark. Turns out she locked herself out of her car, which also had the house keys on them, so she was hanging outside. I was at a company presentation and my phone kept on buzzing in my pocket until I finally turned it off. I didn't want to be the guy with the happy cell phone in his pocket...I guess that's better than the guy with the happy cell phone strapped to his belt. I shouldn't rip on those things but come on, are we playing quick draw with our phones? What else are pockets for except for warming choclates and holding keys and phones? Of course I thought I actually had a lot of people trying to call me because I was so cool, but it was just Joni telling me she was locked out. You have to know she was outside for about 3 hours so by the time I listened to the 45 messages she left, my phone died. Since my phone never rings I guess you could say I should have known something was up...I honestly thought she wanted me to bring her home a cupcake or something. If you know Joni, there are only a couple things that would make her call that many times. One, she is being attacked by a spider. Two, she is bored. Three, she is craving something like a cupcake. I guess a couple doesn't mean three but who is counting? And now I can add a fourth to the list, locking herself out, that's about the 3rd time this year alone. I was going somewhere with all of this...oh, so when I pulled up I also noticed Joni chopped off all her hair! She had her hair to her shoulders when we first started dating but has had it long ever since. Joni describes the new new look as a party in the back, business in the front, and something else I can't remember...doesn't that description fit the description for a mullet? I really like the haircut, but I have to admit it is taking some getting used to. I can't stop looking at her without her feeling self conscious. Kind of like when I got my first chest hair and I would just stare down at it in amazement...maybe that's where my double chin came from? Here are some pics of the new do.
Isn't she a babe? Her hair is a little longer in the back and has layers all over the place. I'll have you know I cut my hair again this week too, maybe I'll post some pics of that some other time. I haven't used scissors on my hair for a few years now, good old number 2. That sounds funny if you didn't know I was talking about the length of the adapter on the trimmers. I have my first interview this next week, I'm pretty excited. Happy cheering for the Broncos this week, isn't football season the best?