Brunette

So this girl shows up at my door today and she looks like Joni but her hair is four inches shorter and very, very dark. If anyone knows where my wife is please let me know, in the meantime this brunette will do. Just kidding Joni, I really like it...I just can't stop looking at her because it is a pretty big change. The kind of change that a dog would bark at because he doesn't recognize her.

This is actaully the second time I have seen her hair like this. When we first started dating it was similar to this color and above her shoulders. I always liked it, so I am pretty sure I like it now. I cut my hair today too...I thought about putting my picture on here but it pretty much looks like every haircut I have had since about 2003. Joni and I played some mean raquetball last night...I am figuring out her little secret. She has a laugh attack...possibly a fake one...and then whacks the ball right where she wants it when I am most vulnerable. I am trying to get her to play tennis because I think she could be pretty good, I even bought "Deep Woods Off" so that we could drench ourselves in that heavenly smell to play with the mosquitos outside. I am getting really excited for football season but also very depressed because I can't get many Broncos games around here. It is the ultimate torture that one of my least favorite teams...the Cowboys...is king around here. The other day I had orientation for my other job at 24 hour fitness, and everyone got on the subject of football and Terrel Owens...I couldn't resist, I told the district manager who was doing the orientation that the Cowboys stink and I hate Terrel Owens. Just before I was about to be fired I told him I was a life-long Broncos fan...you might as well bring out the noose and hang me right there. I didn't make many friends. Come to think of it that has become one of my favorite hobbies...making Texans mad, because it is really easy to do. It was weird because we were talking in a group about brand names and they started making fun of how "yankees" say "pop" instead of "coke". "Coke" means any drink here, and they think we are weird for calling it what it should be. That's another thing, the word "yankee" is used for people who are not Texans, or who are stuck up, or anything else for that matter. I think if we end up moving back to Utah next year then we will have to leave at night so no one knows that we are leaving Texas because that would be the unpardonable sin. Anyways, let me know how the Broncos look as ya'll watch the games with your yankee friends with cokes in their hands. God bless Texas!